Memory Foam Aficionados Gifts

Memory Foam Mattress.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

I love bathtime.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Memo to the wife...'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"You must be the new barmaid."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'