Memorialization Critic Gifts

Mournapalooza

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

Halo Frisbee.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

Heaven

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Support the Troops

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"He's still in therapy."