Memorization Gifts

"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."

My First Camera

"He was a very good boy."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Forget what?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Here we go again...'

Origins of a family tradition.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Lost Diary'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Animal and Human Memory

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Heaven

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

You are not forgotten!

"It's the dog."