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"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Support the Troops

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Heaven

You are not forgotten!

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Dog Statue

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"He's still in therapy."