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"I don't know why I bother coming to all these commemorations - none of them will come to mine."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

Final words on gravestones.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Beato Romero

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

"I just love your use of lying"

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

Maradona memorial.

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Mary McCarthy.

Mournapalooza

"Hey -- More of the golden confetti from that party we threw five years ago."

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Liberty's Sacrifice

Memorial Day

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Wayne found Barb's devotion to her deceased first husband disconcerting,,,'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"Food as metaphor for love? Again?"

"I shaved with detergent, did the dishes with shaving cream and showered with dishwasher soap. It all came out the same."

Memorial Day

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

Grave marker: 'Died, Nov. 20, 2006, in order to devote 100 percent of his time to being dead.'