Commemoration Critic Pillows

"I don't know why I bother coming to all these commemorations - none of them will come to mine."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

Final words on gravestones.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"I just love your use of lying"

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Beato Romero

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Liberty's Sacrifice

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Maradona memorial.

"Hey -- More of the golden confetti from that party we threw five years ago."

Memorial Day

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"I shaved with detergent, did the dishes with shaving cream and showered with dishwasher soap. It all came out the same."

'The more I think about it, the more I believe this man is right!'

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

Grave marker: 'Died, Nov. 20, 2006, in order to devote 100 percent of his time to being dead.'

Memorial Day