Member Of Salvation Army Gifts

The Salivation army.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

~ S.O.S.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

The hostage rescue team

Retrospection.

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

"Done saving the world for today."

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

SWAT Police Chase

SWAT The Press

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Winter depression.

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."