Member Of Salvation Army Gifts

The Salivation army.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The hostage rescue team

Retrospection.

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

"Done saving the world for today."

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

SWAT Police Chase

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Winter depression.

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

St Louis and his Army Pray (The History of the Crusades).

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

Remedial SWAT team training.