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A breastfeeding child learns music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

New music conference

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Birds with Headphones

'Music & Gym'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Musical Note Nail

'I think he is a composer.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Cello Victims

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Bach Doubles

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Montserrat Caballé

Rainbow violin surfers

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"People...People who need people...."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'