Melody Mama Gifts

A breastfeeding child learns music

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

New music conference

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Birds with Headphones

'Music & Gym'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I think he is a composer.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Cello Victims

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Bach Doubles

Rainbow violin surfers

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Montserrat Caballé

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Tune Up Shop.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'