Melody Hacker Gifts

Cheating Composer

Golfing Bishop.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Champions league'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Musical Note Nail

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Golfing with God.

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

A dog banging a snare drum.

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Secrets of Adulthood.

A bird tweets along with a musician.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

music store

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

Tune Up Shop.

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

The Pecks state of well being

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"I'm starting my diet today."