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'And Mr Feldmore's mooning of the other committee members was interpreted as the only 'nay' vote...'

I don't think we'll bother using graphics at this year's shareholders' meeting.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Zombie standup

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"What's a patent?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Easter Island legs

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.