Meek Inheritors Gifts

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

God changes His will.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

She's leaving me all her money.'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

"Apparently he took it all with him."

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'