Mediterranean Cuisine Gifts

Mediterranean Martini

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Queen of Quinoa

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Garlic Free Zone.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's my favorite.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Keith Floyd.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"How's the salmon?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"