Mediterranean Cuisine Prints

Mediterranean Martini

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Queen of Quinoa

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Pasta

'It's my favorite.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Garlic Free Zone.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"How's the salmon?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The bagels are better in New York."