Medieval Comedy Fan Gifts

'Look on the bright side - it is a Royal Command performance'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Knighthood being given by the king

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"Your remote control, sire."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Medieval Office Supplies

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'