Medieval Comedy Fan Pillows

'Look on the bright side - it is a Royal Command performance'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Knighthood being given by the king

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.