Medieval And Ancient History Fan Gifts

Athens Orthopedic Clinic. Sisyphus is here again doctor. Must be another repetitive stress injury.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Knighthood being given by the king

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Oedipus

"Your remote control, sire."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'