Medieval And Ancient History Fan Gifts

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Oedipus

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Knighthood being given by the king

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Your remote control, sire."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'