Medication Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift that speaks to your inner medication cynic? Explore a range of clever, humorous items that celebrate your skeptical stance. These products are ideal for anyone who questions the status quo of medicine, all while having a good laugh. From witty mugs to quirky prints, find something that resonates with your skeptical sense of humor. Perfect for brightening up your day or as a funny gift for friends who love to poke fun at health trends and pharmaceutical hype.

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'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'

'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.' mockup

'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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The Forever Stamp

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'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.' mockup

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

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'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.' mockup

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant." mockup

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?" mockup

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.' mockup

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

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'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.' mockup

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

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"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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'Well we could operate. That would give you something to talk about. But that would get old quick, and them you'd be even more boring.' Why the dull rarely seek help.

'Well we could operate. That would give you something to talk about. But that would get old quick, and them you'd be even more boring.' Why the dull rarely seek help.

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