Medical Trivia Lover Prints

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Operating Room Humor. Why are anesthesiologists assumed to be honest? Because numb-ers don't lie!

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Gross."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'Long shift?'

'Time for your pills.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Turn your head and cough."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'Take two and call me from the Emergency room.'