Medical Theme Collecting Gifts

Covid Wrestling

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Patient after an appendix operation

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

Coma for twenty years