Medical Meme Collector Gifts

'Did you cut your lip while shaving or is that evidence you want to listen to me?'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

"He's been doing worlds better since we switched him from saline to single malt."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

World Cup Fever

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"Good?"

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

Patient after an appendix operation

Doctor consulting a textbook.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Coma for twenty years

'Angiogram.'