Medical Mixup Admirer Gifts

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

'You came through the delivery with flying colors, Mrs. Lewis.'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

'Strip DOWN to your waist, Mr Yomp, not UP!'

'You're not a wolverine. You're a werewolf.'

'I'm administering the anesthetic.'

'No, your wife wasn't wearing clean underwear. She wasn't wearing any underwear at all.'

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

"Sorry, I don't like your opinion either, can I have a fifth?"

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

'I don't give a damn what the chart says! i did not have a hysterectomy!!!'

"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"What makes you think you got your medication mixed up with your wife's?"

"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."

'I do have a mask on.'

'I'm afraid your father is dead. Dead as a dodo.'

'Yes, I could 'take a wild guess', but I think I'll do some tests.'