Medical Mishap Laugh Pillows

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Where does it hurt?'

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I can't turn it off.'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

'What's that noise?'

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

Broken hospital sign.

'What's the problem?'