Medical Malpractice Humorist Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the medical malpractice humorist? Celebrate their sharp humor with cleverly designed items that poke fun at healthcare blunders. Perfect for fans of dark comedy and medical satire alike, these products bring laughter to the chaos of medicine. Whether it's for a fellow humorist or someone who appreciates witty commentary on the medical world, these gifts find the funny in the most serious topics.

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"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license."

"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license." mockup

"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license."

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"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness." mockup

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.' mockup

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..." mockup

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

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"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?" mockup

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

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Vlad the Inhaler

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'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.' mockup

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

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"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer." mockup

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

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"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.' mockup

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

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'ooh! A womb with a view.'

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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'." mockup

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

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I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young. mockup

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.' mockup

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...' mockup

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

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Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?' mockup

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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Happy Birthday to you.

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'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.' mockup

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

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'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.' mockup

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?" mockup

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

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'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.' mockup

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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Cat Scan

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.' mockup

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

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Medical Malpractice Humorist Gifts Collection

Medical Malpractice Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the medical malpractice humorist who loves their coffee with a side of satire.

Medical Malpractice Humorist Pillows

Bring humor into your home decor with pillows that celebrate the funny side of medical blunders.

Medical Malpractice Humorist Prints

Decorate your space with prints that humorously highlight the quirks of medical errors and malpractice satire.

Medical Malpractice Humorist T-Shirts

Find your new favorite witty t-shirt among our range for cheerful humorists who enjoy poking fun at healthcare mishaps.