Medical File Collector T-Shirts

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Bearded Leftie.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

His master's voice

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

music store

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"When blues singers lose it"

Asthma cats

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

The last will and testement...

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"