Medical File Collector Pillows

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Bearded Leftie.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

His master's voice

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

music store

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

"When blues singers lose it"

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

Asthma cats

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'...Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

The last will and testement...