Doctor's Note Collector Pillows

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

Lactose Intolerant

Musical Web

Jason and the Aga notes,

God's Sticky Notes

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Musical Pipe

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

Musician

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Those are all my passwords."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Man sits at empty desk with vacant expression: 'Note to self: buy post-its.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

Music Piracy

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

Tweet

The Saxophonist

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

Stephen Collins Foster

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

Richard Wagner

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Musician busks for music notes.

"No, son, tar and feathers are no longer used as punishment. Nowadays we just use sticky notes."