Doctor's Note Collector Pillows

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

Lactose Intolerant

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Musical Web

God's Sticky Notes

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Musical Pipe

Musician

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

"Those are all my passwords."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Music Piracy

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

Man sits at empty desk with vacant expression: 'Note to self: buy post-its.'

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

The Saxophonist

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

Dr. Smith Fear, Nose and Throat. Oh my!! You should be scared to death, Frank!

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

Stephen Collins Foster

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

Richard Wagner

Tweet

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

"No, son, tar and feathers are no longer used as punishment. Nowadays we just use sticky notes."