Medical Education Critique Gifts

Medical school discriminating against women.

"Gross."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Doctors Discussion

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

ENT consultants don't know what to do about a knife in the back.

"Great job everybody. Now let's close 'em up and bill 'em."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

Cost Of NHS Treatment - 'Honestly Mr Reade, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Your insurance only pays for us to put wheels on this thing."

'Antibodies on the Go - An I-Can-Read Medical Book'

'They said on the NHS an Afghan sling was the only thing available for a broken leg.'

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'