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'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

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"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

Binary Man

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Man selling lamb weekly

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Is anything good on?"

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Hey! This is news."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Silly News.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'