Media Room Aficionado Mugs

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

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"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

Binary Man

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Man selling lamb weekly

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Larry King

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"Hey! This is news."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."