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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Penguin Remote

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

As Seen On TV

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Accountant sings the blues

Ding and Dong.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

'I hate technology!'

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"When is it my turn?"

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

All the stuff you need is here.

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

Consoles.

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."

'Better not circulate these.'

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Babe, I'm tired of staying in and watching Netflix every night. How much is Hulu?"