Ac Controller Gifts

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Homo Gamus

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Two airplanes

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'I work at the airport.'

'What a control freak!'

Volcanic ash...

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Christmas Flights

OOPS!

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Student driver"

"I am a control freak."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals