Mechanization Gifts

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Milk Machine

Sales of Farm Equipment

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Walking Luggage.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Motivation to work

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."