Mechanization Pillows

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Milk Machine

Sales of Farm Equipment

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Walking Luggage.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motivation to work

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!