Meat Shop Owner Gifts

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

View to the Future

"He's already getting attached to you."

Important Food Groups

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Burnt or Raw?

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Valet park only"

'I'll take him.'

'I'll take it!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Lap fish..."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."