Meat Shop Owner Mugs

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Important Food Groups

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Burnt or Raw?

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Cat Show

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take him.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Valet park only"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Honesty in retail

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"