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Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

Analyst and patient

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'