Meandering Gifts

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

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'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

Analyst and patient

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Boss

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'