Mealtime Musings Gifts

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You do like octopus?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Pull and all nighter...

The Aisle

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Woman opens sushi box.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"What's your surf and turf today?"

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Oh,do grow up - dinner wasn't that late.'

"Stop playing with your food!"

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."