Mealtime Musings Pillows

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"You do like octopus?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Pull and all nighter...

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Woman opens sushi box.

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"What's your surf and turf today?"

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Stop playing with your food!"

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.