Meaty Musings Pillows

Meat eating man faced with gigantic chicken

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"What's your surf and turf today?"

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

Man busking for money on a desert island.

"I'm somewhere between O. and K."

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

'Perhaps... If they talked ALL the time and never shut up.'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'Is it just me or are these dog food flavors the same as the entrees at the restaurant we ate at last night.'

"I resigned of my own free will."

"Life is like a bowl of cherries. Hard plastic on the inside. Cheese spread on the top."

'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'

The men thing...

"See, mom, I've folded a crease into these sweat pants...perfectly suitable for weddings and funerals."

'At last!... A woman!'