Meal Focus Gifts

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

The Aisle

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

Food Blog

"This one is less distracting."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'