Meal Deal Hunter Pillows

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

Give Me the Number 3 Combo'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Garlic Free Zone.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Unusual Offers

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I got it in the sales."

Giant Sale!

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Business Fishing.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"