Maturity Challenger Gifts

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I've got it written down...'

AI

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

In the Days Before Coffee

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'Prove it.'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

Immature Cheese

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'