Maturity Challenger Prints

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

AI

'I've got it written down...'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

In the Days Before Coffee

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'Prove it.'

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

Immature Cheese

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'Remember me?'