Age Challenger Prints

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

AI

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Prove it.'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

I don't like the looks of this next level.

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

A boy boasting of his strength

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

Fitness. No, thanks

'Go ahead, rub it in!'

"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"