Maturity Marvel Prints

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"Triple whammy."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Hares looking at Euclid

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Magician creates magic square

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"You forgot to carry the one."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'Son, I think you're old enough now to know about the birds and the fleas.'

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."

"Good news, mom and dad! It took 20 years, but I finally over my 'I know more than you' phase."

"I'm bored."

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.