Mature Themes Gifts

Al, what advice would you give me as I begin my journey on the highway of adulthood? Pull over onto the shoulder and pretend you have engine trouble. With luck, a beautiful female mechanic will stop to help.

Gay Times...

"So, what do you do for play?"

Fist Bumper Cars

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Bookworm Romance

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Two by two.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'That does it You need glasses'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"Hey, Siri, is it too late to threaten my parents with running away from home?"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

'Son, I think you're old enough now to know about the birds and the fleas.'

Grow up, Slim.

"Good news, mom and dad! It took 20 years, but I finally over my 'I know more than you' phase."

Camp viking with butterfly on his shield

Valentine

"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."

'I must be getting older. I tried to make an adorable remark to mom yesterday, and it came out all smart-alecky.'

Memory School.

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

You were great last night

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.