Matryoshka Mishap Enjoyer Pillows

Russian eggs.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Jeff Sessions

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Russian Snail

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

spellchecker

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Matryoshka doll birth.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Storks and russian dolls

Putin Matryoska Doll.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"I see you have a background in mergers and acquisitions?"

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Russian doll...

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Bureaucracy Matryoshka

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

"Will you still keep an open mind when I tell you she scratched your car while parking?"