Matryoshka Mishap Enjoyer Gifts

Russian eggs.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Jeff Sessions

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Russian Snail

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

spellchecker

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Matryoshka doll birth.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Don't shy. Dive Right in. You're eating for eight now."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Putin Matryoska Doll.

Storks and russian dolls

"I see you have a background in mergers and acquisitions?"

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Russian doll...

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Bureaucracy Matryoshka

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

"Oh god. Where did I put my phone?"

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.